B.D. suggested a pirate theme with a 44 ft. 3 masted pirate ship, made out of paper mache' in the front lot. All the employees would dress up like pirates and keep repeating, "Buy an ARRRrr- Vee!"
J.M. suggested that customers might like the pirate theme and husbands could make their wives walk the plank, suspended over a dunk tank.
THINGS YOU WON"T BE SEEING AT THE BIG 2008 ANNUAL MOUNTAIN ROAD RV OPEN HOUSE APRIL 25, 26, & 27 (we hope):
The Pirate theme was big:
A.M. thought chickens were nice for spring. Get it? Spring chicken? Hot Dogs...taste just like chicken? Employees would all wear funny chicken hats and we could rent a giant chicken costume for someone who could go around saying, "Buy it, it's cheep cheep cheep." We could revive the old rubber chicken toss game. Some people loved that.... uh huh.
Anonymous suggested "Gorillas... a variation of the trunk monkey but bigger...RV sized... and a
king kong sized, helium filled gorilla balloon hovering overhead, being dive bombed by a local
model plane hobbiest club flying miniature hobby planes armed with cherry bombs. Bill could do his best Vivian Lee impression clinging to the top of an RV ladder and one of King Kong's inflated arms." We could serve the leftover bananas from the Smoothies Beach sale, frozen and rolled in nuts and chocolate in a hot dog bun for those customers who will complain if we don't serve hotdogs.
So, you see what we have to work with so far. Halp. Email your best ideas to us and nobody gets hurt. Just think, the life you save may be Bill's!
